I can’t get over how much I love that there’s just a universally agreed upon strategy among the X-men that is just “throw wolverine at the thing”
I really don’t see why everyone thinks Phil Coulson is so awesome. I mean, yeah, as Recurring Mysterious Badass Agent he’s awesome, but AoS and everything? He makes some shitty decisions. And everyone thinks he’s awesome, apparently.
Also, can we talk about the fact he somehow missed out on the fact that his best friend was really a psychotic, controlling, and emotionally abusive neo-Nazi and that said psychotic neo-Nazi literally emotionally and mentally manipulated and abused someone for twenty goddamn years and no one said anything?!? I mean, I’m not saying Grant Ward didn’t do shitty things. He did shitty things. He should be tried and convicted for said shitty things.
But he was also a physically abused kid who was totally taken advantage of by the man who was supposedly ‘saving him’ and no one fucking noticed shit for two goddamn decades.
And then Coulson doesn’t even wonder where the hell this came from, just goes straight to “some people are born evil” (which, wow, tell that to your precious Cap, why don’t you), and not, “Jesus fuck, how the hell did I not notice this?” which would really be my reaction to finding out my best friend was a neo-Nazi who was also literally emotionally abusing another person and that said other person was doing his darned best to kill me, but nope, why the hell would Coulson even consider he should have noticed something?
You don’t really understand Star Trek until you’ve seen Galaxy Quest.
Galaxy Quest is the best of all the Star Trek movies.